 －长生不老药 |
A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle.
Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved quickly through the crowd collecting money and handing out |
| 音乐教师的对话 |
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。
To make the occasion even more memorable, she treate(12/13/2007 23:57:42,24) [查看全文] |
| 饥荒可能是你造成的 |
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。 (12/13/2007 23:52:49,29) [查看全文] |
| 开心一笑 |
开心一笑
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
两个人站在外面，看着大火(12/06/2007 17:51:07,49) [查看全文] |
| 英语笑话 －餐厅经理 |
英语笑话 －餐厅经理
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it.(12/06/2007 17:46:31,33) [查看全文] |
| 笑话幽默Funny Jokes |
One Night Stand...
After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage(10/02/2007 17:28:35,45) [查看全文] |
| 笑话幽默she is left-handed |
She Is Left-handed
A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"
"(10/02/2007 17:28:09,36) [查看全文] |
| 笑话幽默a modern girl |
A modern girl went to the theatre with a vest and a pair of slippers. The ticket-examiner turned her away very politely:" Miss, NO ADMISSION WITH SLIPPERS." " Really?" the girl took off the slippers and carried them in her hands, " Then I will (10/02/2007 17:26:02,25) [查看全文] |
| 精明的家庭主妇 A Smart Housewife |
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal,(08/30/2007 04:00:15,30) [查看全文] |
| 老师哭了 But The Teacher Cried |
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school(08/30/2007 03:59:53,44) [查看全文] |
| 约会 Dating |
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled(08/30/2007 03:59:28,33) [查看全文] |
| 瞌睡者—The Sleeper |
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not (08/30/2007 03:59:03,25) [查看全文] |
| 逻辑推理 |
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a(08/30/2007 03:58:37,20) [查看全文] |
| The Mean Man''s Party |
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
(08/30/2007 03:58:09,18) [查看全文] |
| Second language |
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!"(08/30/2007 03:57:25,21) [查看全文] |
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