Hello!My name is George W.Bush.I'm the president of .....What?You don't know me?What the bloody *&^% is your problem?
OK!I give you one more chance!Just one more!If you don't know chimpanzee you're a loser in biology.Now that's more like it!
After the 8 months of being a president.Terrorists crashed the World Trade Center.I still don't get it why those scums sacrificed their lifes to do this.But who knows what's really going on behind the scence(hahahaha)?Oops!
Some people accused me I'm stupid.Holy shrimp!You can't expect a president can do everything right!Ok!Girl!Turn the book around.
Hey!Yo!Cut it off!
It was me who brought Saddamdown!Why?I hated him ever since he made fun of me when I almost got killed myself by eating cookies!
I got pissed off we finally haven't foud any WMDs in Irap!But we'll bring Iraqi people freedom.
Woman:Bush!You suck! Bush:I'll take a picture of you and let my FBI kick your butt!
You people do know this little punk,don't you?Sucker got me into trouble!He criticized that I didn't bring too many allies to the war!That's bull&*^&! Ask Tony and Kamimura!
Hey!Kamimura!Stop jerking off!Pay attention!
Hey!Chinese people!I'll continoue delivering jobs overseas!Especially China!So go and support me!
One more thing!Team America is now in theater now!Go see it!Wooooooooooo!I'll police the world for another 4years!Even though I failed!Damn it !